Three weeks ago i didn't know what a blog even was....
And now? well now i still dont' know exactly what this wonderful, new, fresh cyber creation really is. So you know what? I found the most "accurate" definition (the one that was the most easily attainable in five minutes) and i'd like to share:
BLOG
Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."

Oh, i'd like to thank the folks at Urbandictionary.com for allowing any douchebag with a keyboard to throw out some random, completely biased explanation to what "blogging' really is. I mean, am by no means an expert on these online diaries, but i happen to be fairly good aquantences with those who post blogs pretty consistantely, and to say that these people lead boring, pathetic lives, couldn't be any more completey off base.

You see, i've learned that a good amount of people who post blogs write about
possibly the most interesting pieces of real life happenenings that you could possibly come across. I guess thats why i created my own blog, (that and the pressure from a certain Mr. Graham to throw one together) i wanted to share my thoughts and ideas and stories with those who perhaps see things in the same technicolor light that i do, or even with those who completely disagree with me, it doesn't matter.
So for everyone who wants to stay tuned to my completey random daily banterings, i invite you, and for those of you who believe me to have a pathetic life with nothing more notable than the hour i sit at the computer typing little stores up, i bid you a good day, and a good FUCK YOU.